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buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

WHAT

does this actually work?! because this is the most important information I will learn ever

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questionableadvice:

~ The College Freshman’s Don’t Book, by George Fullerton Evans, 1910via Internet Archive

questionableadvice:

~ The College Freshman’s Don’t Book, by George Fullerton Evans, 1910
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lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

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lord-fucking-voldemort:

unknownbearing:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

This is very important information that was not made nearly clear enough in the movies o_o

This is one of my favourite pieces of information we get about Jack Sparrow. The movies only really show you the drunk, happy-go-lucky, wild pirate that everyone of us fell in love with, but there are reasons he chooses to spend his life under the intoxication of rum and sleep with every woman that crosses his path.

Captain Sparrow is a highly intelligent man, probably speaks several languages and is a very strong strategist, mathematician and astronomist (because to become a captain in that day and age you had to know your numbers and stars to be able to sail the seven seas.

He willingly and knowingly went against a order that was given him. He broke a contract with a higher instance, which could’ve been enough to just hang him, but instead he was branded as a pirate - a great shame and something that would make it impossible for him to find any other job that exactly that which the mark stands for. He simply got put on death row, instead of just killed on the spot.

Also, we all know Jack Sparrow’s father is an infamous Pirate Captain himself. Think about it. A young Jack Sparrow, refusing to become a pirate himself, instead choosing to work for ‘the good guys’ and become a proper sailor. He then finds out about the slavery and the human cargo. He decides to do the right thing and let them go, and he is punished for it by being turned into the person he never wanted to be.

He is such a complex and brilliant character, and I wish they would’ve shown this more in the movies, because I could rant about him all day

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nuevassenoritas:

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

you perfect angel why aren’t you a saint

i’m not even catholic

I just need to confer upon you some title of holiness.

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lizdexia:

weirdlulls:

LeVar Burton has directed 3 films and one of them is Smart House

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WAIT WHAT

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HOLD THE FUCK UP, SERIOUSLY?!

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

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christian-glibertarian:

foxyplaydate:

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coolfrikkinbeans:




Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

THEN THERE’S THIS ASSHOLE

This has to be my entrance into Heaven, only more dogs and other assorted animals.

christian-glibertarian:

foxyplaydate:

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:

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Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

THEN THERE’S THIS ASSHOLE

This has to be my entrance into Heaven, only more dogs and other assorted animals.

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michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

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mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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